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HUFFINGTON
03.09.14
RELAX EVERYBODY, NOBODY
IS A ‘2016 FRONTRUNNER’ YET
DON’T KNOW if it
was the anticipation of being snowed,
or the zany highs of
award season reaching their peak
I
with the Academy Awards, but
last weekend was a looney-tune
time for Washington’s professional 2016 Speculasturbators.
Did you know that we already
have “frontrunners” for 2016?
As in more than one?
Ninnyhammers, away! (See
Sen. Rand
Paul (R-Ky.),
a “frontrunner”
for 2016.