Huffington Magazine Issue 91 | Page 10

Enter Exhibits A and B to your right). Hey, I just double-checked, but it’s apparently only March in the year 2014, so everyone can feel free to just chill, for God’s sake. Look, y’all. I ain’t even trying to put the kibosh on discussing the relative strengths and weaknesses of potential 2016 candidates. I’m even OK with making comparisons. But we have to stop abusing this poor word, “frontrunner,” before the English-language’s version of Sarah MacLachlan starts making sad teevee commercials about it. There is no “frontrunner” at this point. There isn’t even a race. But once the race is enjoined, we’ll still really need some new rules governing the use of this word. As things are, we deploy the word “frontrunner” way too readily, using it to describe everybody from candidates who are clearly dominating a race, to candidates who have snagged a slight lead over a pack of contenders, to — as in the above cases — candidates who aren’t even candidates. It’s important to remember that when Chris Cillizza or Conn Carroll declare a frontrunner, they’ve not taken the pulse of America or done anything quantitative to make that determination. They approach it with this LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST kind of thinking: “Which prospective candidate, if I named them the ‘frontrunner,’ would give my personal #brandz #moar #klout.” But look, I’m trimming my own excesses and taking responsibility for my own abuses, as well. Back in the 2012 GOP primary, as the fortunes of the various candidates waxed and waned over the months, I passed around the term “frontrunner” a little too promiscuously. So, now, I’m taking up the cause HUFFINGTON 03.09.14