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Voices concurrent initiation into solid foods seemed irritating and impossible. As I piled up articles and books on sleep and parenting, I could not find anything that would work. The two cultures that I had been excited to embrace only sent tangential, contradictory messages and for my decrepit sleepless state, it was no longer a laughing matter. As it happens, this period saw the cacophony surrounding Amy Chua’s 2011 bestseller Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother, about a Chinese-American mom whose “Chinese” approach to parenting, while verging on abusive, had startled and excited the wired-in urban American mothers searching for lifelines and panaceas for any number of parenting challenges. While everyone was debating the merits of “Chinese parenting,” I realized I had grown up with dozens of kids whose parents used an almost identically “firm” approach that, ultimately, is as Chinese as chicken tikka masala; or apple pie, for that matter. But none of these friends are Chinese. Looking to foreign or “exotic” cultures for answers to universal parenting challenges, I was beginning BHAKTI SHRINGARPURE HUFFINGTON 08.05.12 to realize, is ridiculous. A few months later, an even more ludicrous notion began to burn through American parenting cyberspace: That French parenting is, in fact, superior. Pamela Druckerman’s Bringing Up Bebe, another bestseller, seems meant to make American moms feel just about as low and awful as they possibly can. The French parents Druckerman depicts are no-nonsense. They’re independent. They’re beautiful. Their kids The eat vegetables (even two cultures beets). They’ve got that I had the secret formula. been excited Having been a to embrace nanny in France duronly sent ing college summers, tangential, and currently livcontradictory ing in Paris, I find messages.” Bringing Up Bebe not just fawning but also simply untrue. I am appalled by some of Druckerman’s descriptions of French parenting techniques and French food culture, particularly as applied to children. Druckerman’s universe, insofar as it may actually exist, represents probably the tiniest possible minority in France. Most of the parents here who