Huffington Magazine Issue 78 | Page 36

LULU/ITUNES Voices ing and another was described as #TooCoolForSchool with #PornEducated #SexMoves. I felt deeply saddened that good men who treated me wonderfully for years were reduced to such unoriginal and mean-spirited hashtags. Here I am searching dates and times of when my ex-ex-ex may or may not have slept with girls post our breakup, fuming at the prospect of someone I cared about with someone else. It’s crazy-making. It’s painful. Not funny. Not fun. I found myself “re-mad” about things I had let go years ago. Next stop: most recent ex-boyfriend. Are any 26-year-olds out there having easy breakups? If so, please call me. I’d like to hear about them. Real life happens and break ups revolve around I love yous and marriage and children and rent and career failures and successes... all of these breakups were difficult. Some of them even worse than difficult. But that is my cross to bear, and I’ll tell you what does not alleviate the pain of a failed relationship: knowing that three months ago a man I loved slept with a one-night stand who called his #LipsKissable, his demeanor #ManChild and his commitment level “4.” Thanks, lady. SAM RESSLER HUFFINGTON 12.08.13 Lulu churns out a numberbased rating for men based on women’s reviews. If this was a website geared toward men, we would die. All of us.” I knew that. But now, I just want to know who the hell you are and how I can track you down and physically assault you. I certainly feel no sense of kinship here. On to the next (guy I’ve been dating). So far, he’s been lovely. Smart, funny, kind. No issues as of yet, but why would there be... unless... I could track down a