LULU/ITUNES
Voices
ing and another was described as
#TooCoolForSchool with #PornEducated #SexMoves. I felt deeply
saddened that good men who
treated me wonderfully for years
were reduced to such unoriginal
and mean-spirited hashtags. Here
I am searching dates and times
of when my ex-ex-ex may or may
not have slept with girls post our
breakup, fuming at the prospect
of someone I cared about with
someone else. It’s crazy-making.
It’s painful. Not funny. Not fun.
I found myself “re-mad” about
things I had let go years ago.
Next stop: most recent ex-boyfriend. Are any 26-year-olds out
there having easy breakups? If
so, please call me. I’d like to hear
about them. Real life happens and
break ups revolve around I love
yous and marriage and children
and rent and career failures and
successes... all of these breakups
were difficult. Some of them even
worse than difficult. But that is
my cross to bear, and I’ll tell you
what does not alleviate the pain of
a failed relationship: knowing that
three months ago a man I loved
slept with a one-night stand who
called his #LipsKissable, his demeanor #ManChild and his commitment level “4.” Thanks, lady.
SAM
RESSLER
HUFFINGTON
12.08.13
Lulu churns
out a
numberbased rating
for men
based on
women’s
reviews.
If this was a website
geared toward men,
we would die. All of us.”
I knew that. But now, I just want
to know who the hell you are and
how I can track you down and
physically assault you. I certainly
feel no sense of kinship here.
On to the next (guy I’ve been
dating). So far, he’s been lovely.
Smart, funny, kind. No issues as
of yet, but why would there be...
unless... I could track down a