Voices
SAM
RESSLER
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The Worst App
for Women, by Women
C
ONFESSION: I HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL. So
when told about an app that might give me access
to shamelessly stalk any and all of my exes with the
false pretense of gaining insight into their lives (sans
me), naturally I jumped at the opportunity. What
transpired was a visceral reaction to one of the most
jaw-dropping, stomach-curling, rosacea-inducing,
sad Internet moments of my adult life. “Lulu: Firstever App For Girls,” intended as a forum where women can “share insight