Enter
inedible turkey to Heathcare.gov
for Thanksgiving.
9. Eventually, the problem that
precipitated the need for the Affordable Care Act in the first place
— the fact that millions of Americans cannot afford basic health
care coverage — will be discovered,
hiding in a spider hole in a remote
location. “Millions of Americans
cannot afford basic health care
coverage” will be subsequently
deloused, imprisoned, tried, and
eventually hanged by masked
goons, who chant “Muqtada,” for
what I am sure is some perfectly
rational reason that you probably
shouldn’t worry about.
10. Finally, after a long, hard slog,
a nominally functioning Healthcare.
gov website will come online, and
by all appearances work reasonably
well. The one weird thing is that
Healthcare.gov will be more closely
tied, and sympathetic to, the Iranian regime than anyone expected.
11. In a final analysis, repairing
the glitches in the Healthcare.
gov website will be found to have
caused the deaths of hundreds
of thousands.
12. Eventually, the GOP presidential contender most closely
associated with opposing the Affordable Care Act — Ted Cruz, I
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