Voices
taste like powdered glue. And they
wonder, “Why can’t we get that
here?” Unless they’re Republicans, in which case they wonder,
“How can people live like that?”
Well, swallow hard, guys, because California is eventually
going to make all Americans live
like that. Why? Because we’re
huge. The 12th-largest economy
in the world, the fifth largest agricultural exporter in the world,
and of course number one in laser vaginal rejuvenation. There’s
40 million of us — so, for example, when California set a high
mileage standard for any car sold
in this state, Detroit had to make
more fuel-efficient cars; we’re
just too big a slice of the market,
and it would be too expensive to
make one car for us, and another
for shit-kickers who want something that runs on coal.
It’s so ironic — the two things
conservatives love the most, the
free market and states rights