Huffington Magazine Issue 69 | Page 34

Voices Yeah, well, it’s not quite like that. Not at all, in fact. It seems that those not in the know tend to equate postmastectomy reconstructed breasts with augmented breasts or “boob jobs.” Nothing could be further from the truth. You see, augmented breasts are actually real live breasts with nipples and healthy breast tissue behind which silicone or saline implants have been placed, either under or above the muscle, thereby pushing them up and out. We all know what augmented breasts look like; some of them look very real, and many of them look stunningly beautiful. If augmented breasts didn’t look damn good, breast augmentation surgeries would not be so, ahem, popular. So even though augmented boobs are often called “fake boobs,” they’re really not. I, on the other hand, do have fake boobs (or “foobs,” as I have become prone to calling them). What is attached to my chest right now are a pair of silicone implants with no breast tissue in front of them. I am essentially sporting implants covered with skin. There are no real breasts JOANNA MONTGOMERY there to hide the fact that my “breasts” are just implants — man-made, silicone-filled implants which feel like gelfilled bags and ripple when I move certain ways. And right now, I have no nipples either. Because leaving enough breast tissue behind the nipple to spare it can cre- When speaking about my upcoming surgery, I had many well-meaning people say things like, ‘Well at least you get new boobs!’ and, ‘Your husband must be so excited... has he picked ‘em out yet?’” ate more risk, in that cancer can still occur in the tissue left behind. Also, if the surgeon failed to leave enough tissue attached to the nipple, the nipple could become necrotic and die. As in, turn black and fall off. No thank you. I wasn’t that attached to my nipples. So I opted against nipplesparing surgery, and currently HUFFINGTON 10.06.13