Huffington Magazine Issue 69 | Page 33

JOANNA MONTGOMERY Voices HUFFINGTON 10.06.13 MARK MONTGOMERY Me and My Foobs B EFORE MY SURGERY, I spoke openly about my decision to undergo a prophylactic bi-lateral mastectomy in the wake of a BRCA-1 diagnosis. I’m now about six weeks post-surgery, the (proud?) owner of two brand spanking new “foobs” (fake boobs), and I’ve had some time to process the new additions. ¶ First, I believe there’s a huge misconception among the general populace about what it means to have one’s breasts removed and replaced with artificial ones (if they are replaced at all). When speaking about my upcoming surgery, I had many well-meaning people say things like, “Well at least you get new boobs!” and, “Your husband must be so excited... has he picked ‘em out yet?” Joanna Montgomery’s replacement breasts six weeks after her prophylactic bilateral mastectomy.