AP PHOTO/MARK FARMER
Enter
and cause hurricanes — if by
“logical to conclude” you mean,
“left alone in a room filling with
some sort of gas that makes your
brain feel all wibbly-wobbly.”
Normally, you’d see people
sort of decrying the toxic influence of Jones and his ilk, but
in a counterintuitive way, I like
to see Jones’ continued existence as evidence of the fact
that a certain baseline of charity and prosperity still exists in
America, that accommodates the
notion that one can be a crazy
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IN ANGST
conspiracy nutter as your job,
in the same way a few people
can make their living as “ghost
hunters.” Had Jones been an
original Jamestown colonist, his
colleagues would have probably
greeted his ravings with a genial,
“Shut up and farm something,
nutsauce, we are dying.”
For a little while, anyway.
Then the Jamestown colonists
would have just murdered him
and, as we now know, eaten him.
Because he knows the secrets!
(The secret being that he is
delicious.)
“Yay, America,” is what
I think I’m saying, okay?
HUFFINGTON
06.02.13
The ribbon
ceremony
declaring
the High
Frequency
Active Auroral
Research
Program
(HAARP)
complete and
operational
on June 27,
2007, at
the site near
Gakona, Alas.