Huffington Magazine Issue 51 | Page 11

Enter expensive disasters on ourselves? This probably makes sense to somebody. Via Raw Story: Conspiracy talk show host Alex Jones, increasingly a favorite of conservative media for his extremely vocal support of gun rights, outed himself Tuesday as a tornado truther by telling a caller on his show, “Of course there’s weather weapons stuff going on.” Jones, a longtime proponent of the idea that the U.S. government can manipulate and even produce weather systems like tornadoes and hurricanes, went on to say that if people saw helicopters or small aircraft in the area, then “you better bet your bottom dollar they did this.” “But, who knows if they did?” he asked. “You know, that’s the thing. We don’t know.” As Max Rivlin-Nadler points out in Gawker, conspiracy theorists who believe in “weather weapons” primarily focus their para- LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST HUFFINGTON 06.02.13 noid worries on HAARP — the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program, not the Muse album of the same name (though Muse frontman Matt Bellamy has similar fixations). The pro- It seems only logical to conclude that HAARP is actually being used to manipulate the weather … if by ‘logical to conclude’ you mean, ‘left alone in a room filling with some sort of gas that makes your brain feel all wibbly-wobbly.’” gram is “a scientific endeavor aimed at studying the properties and behavior of the ionosphere, with particular emphasis on being able to understand and use it to enhance communications and surveillance systems for both civilian and defense purposes.” As HAARP draws funding from the U.S. Air Force and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (the folks who brought you the Internet!), it seems only logical to conclude that HAARP is actually being used to manipulate the weather