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BEST
SUMMER
EVER
HUFFINGTON
05.26.13
LINKINS
LIFESTYLE
TRAVEL
LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST
Summertime, and the
Season Is Silly
UMMERTIME IS ON
the wing, and in Washington, that means only
one thing — pretty soon,
the relative humidity and wretched
air quality index will combine to
make the entire D.C.-Metro area a
sweltering, inhospitable environment that feels like you are walking around inside the jockstrap of
S
the world’s first gorilla-triathlete.
It is fetid, and unpleasant, is what
I’m saying, and everyone with the
means to leave for any amount of
time shall do so.
This is among the reasons that
the month of August — where
Washington’s gorilla-crotchness
is reaching its yearly zenith — has
traditionally been known as a “slow
In a widely
ridiculed
speech last
August, Clint
Eastwood
addresses
a chair as if
Obama is in it
at the RNC.