Huffington Magazine Issue 50 | Page 115

TONI L. SANDYS/THE WASHINGTON POST VIA GETTY IMAGES BEST SUMMER EVER HUFFINGTON 05.26.13 LINKINS LIFESTYLE TRAVEL LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST Summertime, and the Season Is Silly UMMERTIME IS ON the wing, and in Washington, that means only one thing — pretty soon, the relative humidity and wretched air quality index will combine to make the entire D.C.-Metro area a sweltering, inhospitable environment that feels like you are walking around inside the jockstrap of S the world’s first gorilla-triathlete. It is fetid, and unpleasant, is what I’m saying, and everyone with the means to leave for any amount of time shall do so. This is among the reasons that the month of August — where Washington’s gorilla-crotchness is reaching its yearly zenith — has traditionally been known as a “slow In a widely ridiculed speech last August, Clint Eastwood addresses a chair as if Obama is in it at the RNC.