Huffington Magazine Issue 41 | Page 11

Enter go-to options to keep cronies and constituents happy, have inflamed the Beltway media into a cyclical bout of elite whining. The White House press corps buffeted Jay Carney with eight questions about the tours at his March 13 briefing. Keep in mind all members of the White House press corps are ostensibly real-live human beings with free will and the tacit permission to ask Carney just about any question they want in the world. Also keep in mind it’s long been established that the reason the tours were canceled indefinitely is because it’s keeping the Secret Service from having to furlough more employees during sequestration than they would have otherwise been required to. In a perfect world, we could have a fully staffed Secret Service and White House tours. But given the choice between making tourists in D.C. participate in any one of thousands of alternative local attractions, and furloughing those who support the best security force in the history of the Western World, what would you choose?  The answer is somehow not as obvious to Beltway reporters as it should be. In a twist I can only describe as deeply strange, the press has decided that pursuing the LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST HUFFINGTON 03.24.13 White House tours story is something approaching journalistic heroism. The galactically useless Washington Post editorial board says the coverage of this event in the lives of Beltway elites has earned the White House a “proper comeuppance” for sequestration “hostage taking,” the idea being that Washington’s shrewd reporters have seen through Obama’s attempts to manufacture pain through automatic spending ... The press has decided that pursuing the White House tours story is something approaching journalistic heroism.” cuts and — by golly! — they are not falling for it. All of which would be really neat-o, if it weren’t for the fact that sequestration is causing normal human Americans actual, life-altering pain. Beyond this cloistered Capitol Hill redoubt, local news teams have picked up on these stories. We have, ourselves, endeavored to hand the reporters who cover the White House a litany of scoops about the effects sequestration is already having. If the goal here is simply to give