Huffington Magazine Issue 31 | Page 22

Voices GEORGE HOBICA HUFFINGTON 01.13.13 GRAHAM MONRO/GM PHOTOGRAPHICS/GETTY IMAGES 17 Things Your Flight Attendant Won’t Tell You EVER WONDER what your flight attendant really thinks of you? What they’d tell you if they had the nerve? Or weren’t afraid of being fired? What deep, dark secrets would they reveal about their jobs? I have a number of friends who work as flight attendants. One of them recently retired after 20 years flying for the most storied name in commercial aviation, while others work for less glam- orous domestic U.S. airlines. I asked them what they’d tell their passengers if they could tell them anything at all, or what secrets they’d reveal only if granted complete anonymity. All I can say is that these people do not represent every single flight attendant in the skies, so if you’re a flight attendant yourself, please hold your fire and don’t shoot the messenger. But I didn’t make this stuff up. What you read here may shock you, or make you laugh, I’m not sure which. George Hobica is a syndicated travel journalist