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Voices
QUOTED
“It’s as though the
‘War on Christmas’
has become a rote
observance, devoid
of all its original
spiritual meaning.”
—Jon Stewart,
HUFFINGTON
12.09.12
“This is the greatest
part of free speech. To
be able to write something so ridiculously
absurd and have a corrupt, third-world dictator’s flack pick it up
as something to cheer,
THAT my friend, is
pure gold.”
—Huffpost commenter
A_1_Percenter,
on a Chinese newspaper
believing an Onion article
naming Kim Jong Un “Sexiest
Man Alive”
on FOX News’ annual defense of the holiday
“Freedom or we die.”
— the Egyptian
people, chanting
in unison as
they marched to
the presidential
palace to protest
President
Morsi’s latest
decrees, giving
himself nearly
unrestricted
powers
“FINALLY, a
scientific reason
not to like my
in-laws. It’s for
the SAKE of my
marriage.”
—Huffpost
commenter quelago,
on a study gauging how
in-laws can affect
a marriage’s success