Huffington Magazine Issue 16 | Page 7

Enter POINTERS BILL MAHER CALLS OUT ‘DIPSHIT’ UNDECIDED VOTERS 5 TOP TO BOTTOM: AP PHOTO/HBO, JANET VAN HAM; GREGG DEGUIRE/WIREIMAGE 6 HUFFINGTON 09.30.12 People who still don’t know whether they are going to vote for Obama or Romney should just “stay home,” according to Bill Maher. “Please, they mostly fall into a category political scientists call ‘low information voters,’ otherwise known as ‘dipshits,’” he said on his show. Saturday Night Live also skewered undecided voters in a sketch that had them pondering questions such as “Who is the president now, and is he or she running?” SOFIA VERGARA SUFFERS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION Modern Family star Sofia Vergara had a close call at the Emmys when her Zuhair Murad gown split down the backside right before the series won Best Comedy. “Yes!!!! This happened 20 min before we won!!!! Jajajajja. I luv my life!!!!” she tweeted along with a close-up photo of her exposed derriere. Luckily a team of helpers repaired the dress before Vergara appeared on stage to accept the Emmy with the rest of the Modern Family cast. THAT’S VIRAL TEXAS MOM ARRESTED FOR LETTING KIDS PLAY OUTSIDE UNSUPERVISED A selection of the week’s most talked-about stories. HEADLINES TO VIEW FULL STORIES LADY GAGA DISCUSSES WEIGHT GAIN, REVEALS CULINARY GUILTY PLEASURES MITT ROMNEY ACCUSED OF ‘DYEING HIS FACE BROWN’ FOR UNIVISION INTERVIEW GLOBAL BACON SHORTAGE ‘UNAVOIDABLE’ NEXT YEAR OHIO WOMAN FINDS OUT HUSBAND WAS HER FATHER