- James copeland was called a "wank puffin" and "three legged goat rapist" BY ANDY MUNRO for his breakfast attempt
- vinny carson told andy maas that he had been a cum stain on a bannister until his mum went for a slide
- jase thirwall asked if andy maas' egg had been farmed in chernobyl
- danny sheridan said everything about andy maas' plate "makes me waNt to dip your face in flour, then egg wash, then dip youR shite features in roasting hot oil"
- mark mcknight SAID darren cameron SHOULD mash up HIS CURRY AND CHICKEN BALLS, stick it in a piping bag and squeeze it directly into his diseased rectum
- LIAM COX CALLED KENNY FIRMAN AN AIDS INFESTED GOBLIN