- DARREN MAHER THOUGHT WULLIE FROM HAMILTON'S CHEESE ON TOAST LOOKED LIKE A COKEHEAD HAD "BLOWN HIS NOSE BETWEEN TWO BITS OF HOVIS"
- MURRAY THOMPSON SUGGESTED SHEONAGH REYNOLDS WAS ROLF HARRIS IN DISGUISE
- TOMMY GILMOUR SAID SUSAN BELLANY HAD SCRAPED MENSTRUAL CYCLE DISCHARGE OFF HER KNICKERS AND PUT IN ON A PLATE
- aidan moran said susan bellamy should "wrap up in tinfoil, jump in a microwave and blow herself tae fuck"
- pAUL rUSSELL Said it looked like craig meechan had et's legs, arms and cock on his plate
- FRANK STEWART SAID CARLOS HENDERSON'S PANINI LOOKED LIKE HE HAD TOASTED HIS SISTER'S FANNY PADS
- DANNY SHERIDAN SAID THAT IF HE SERVED LESLEY JAMIESON'S BREAKFAST TO HIS DOG IT WOULD PISS ON HIS FACE WHILE HE SLEPT