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Urban Aggravation, what's to become of him in the swirls o f
youthful windstorms? Now back to center stage and the spotlight,
having caught my breath after initiating recall of this horrendous
story.
The Picture Worth a Thousand
This Funny Rabbi bit; a frustrated Chasid, himself Chozair
b'teshuva, a repentant Jewish individual who beca me weakened
from the strife projected upon and amongst the co mmunities of
Jewish people in modern Israel, will give up all spiritual securit y
that he enjoys living in his "established space." The dude wants to
perform his act in Vegas. This must be understood on the level of
a subconscious desire that is one of the foundations of my
personality. Anyway, the mind experiences ecstasy in recall of the
enactment of these scenarios, something someone could say, "I
don't believe it." I told Maria my favorite joke , one that requires
an intellectual level of apperception, about two scientists who
were said to be the top in the field of discover ing the big bang.
This is how events unfolded in their observatory. Astrono mers
search the heavens in telescopes that peer "beyond" the infinite,
and are equipped with microphones that could pick up the sounds
of a butterfly's wing stretches before having come into being.
Super-olfactory sensors could pick up the scent of sulfur and othe r
smells fro m millions of miles into outer space.
As the night creeps into the wee hours of the morning, one o f
the scientists falls asleep, and so remained when briefly th ereafter
monitors start to buzz and flash indication of distant sounds and
the smell of sulfur. The number two main man tries to awaken his
partner to this fantastic revelation, evidence of the big bang. He
then whispers quietly to himself, why share the c redit? I'll be
famous, they'll give me the Nobel Prize, and who told him to go
to sleep anyway? He methodically records all the data, quickly
organizes it into a presentation, and simultaneously with the click
of a keyboard that stakes his claim throughout the entire scientific
world. Amazingly, suddenly, unexpectedly, and as if proclaiming
vengeance, his associate lets out a loud explosion, another fart,
needless to say on the smelling concomitant, the effect registered
as a strong scent of sulfur.
Brinnng, trinng, the phone is rocking and rolling as calls come
in to congratulate and praise the effort and discovery of the these
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