National Hamburger Month
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� Fact # 1 : Hamburgers get their name from the Hamburg steaks that German immigrants brought with them to the US .
� Fact # 2 : In 1982 the world ' s largest hamburger was cooked and then eaten . That year , between close to 10,000 people came to sample the tasty 3,591 pound burger .
� Fact # 3 : Although there are many cities that claim to have invented the burger , most agree the birthplace of the hamburger is Athens , Texas . Legend dates it back to the late 1880s .
� Fact # 4 : The hamburger became popular after it was introduced at the St . Louis World ' s Fair in 1904 .
� Fact # 5 : Hamburgers and cheeseburgers comprise 71 % of the beef served in commercial restaurants .
� Fact # 6 : If you put all the hamburgers ate annually in a line , they would circle the earth more than 32 times . � Fact # 7 : Americans eat about 14 billion burgers a year . � Fact # 8 : Burgers account for 60 % of all sandwiches sold . � Fact # 9 : The first fast food restaurant was introduced in 1921 . It sold burgers for five cents . � Fact # 10 : The Hamburger Hall of Fame is located in Seymour ,
Wisconsin .
What To Do When Your Drinking Becomes A Problem
These are signs to watch for that indicate your drinking is bordering on being a problem :
� Drinking to calm nerves , forget worries or boost a sad mood . � Guilt about drinking . � Unsuccessful attempts to cut down or stop drinking . � Lying about or hiding drinking habits . � Causing harm to oneself or someone else as a result of drinking . �
Needing to drink increasingly greater amounts in order to achieve the desired effect .
� Feeling irritable , resentful or unreasonable when not drinking . � Medical , social , family or financial problems caused by drinking .
This is why it is advisable for anyone who consumes alcohol to take an anonymous screening for alcohol at www . HowDoYouScore . org . By answering a series of simple questions , people can get a good idea of whether they are showing symptoms of an alcohol problem . You can also find locations in your area that offer in-person alcohol screenings . It might help you or a loved one in the future .
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