stationary calzone appears. Now there is a way to prevent the skip the step where the HCLP updates, but we’ ll get back to that in another article. So the calzone that is in your hands when you pick it up? Sorry, that’ s not actually a calzone.
Anyway, now the calzone has arrived and you and your buddy now cut the calzone in half to eat it. For the sake of this article, let’ s assume the calzone is cut into perfectly equal halves. When either of you is asked which half of the calzone you would like to eat, there exist three options. The one half, the second half, or to divert the question onto the person that asked you. Considering that the first two options are invalid because of the equal cut of the calzone, the only logical answer is the third option. You can probably see where this is going now. This creates an infinite loop where the HCLP will never update, meaning the calzone is never actually eaten despite an infinite number of choices all leading to the consumption of the calzone.
We can go farther though, let’ s say both you and your buddy now exist in some sort of time-space vacuum, where neither real time passes, nor both of your hunger results in starvation. This allows a true infinite number of equal choices to exist in this bubble. Now consider we force either you or your buddy to choose either option one or two, despite both being invalid. This is where things get interesting. As soon as this happens, all of those infinite choices existing before turn into PU’ s, which are indeed all PU aligned, creating a sort of PU supernova where an infinite number of PU’ s that have been building up over time are released at once. This is the main concept of the Calzone Theory, and it actually appears in more spots than you think, but as of now this supernova of PU’ s isn’ t capable of occurring; so if your plan was to get together with an infinite number of PU’ s for some big PU jamboree, I’ m sorry to say that won’ t be happening.
Well I guess that’ s all there is I have to say about The Calzone Theory, I never would’ ve thought this article would end up being this long, but I guess there really is a lot to cover. Be sure to check out my future articles where we cover the“ Calzone In Hand” trick where we can prevent a stationary calzones HCLP from updating, trust me, there’ s a lot of cool stuff we can do with that. Hope to see you then!