Gscene Magazine Gscene - January 2013 | Page 71

GSCENE 71 DUNCAN’S TRANS BY DUNCAN STEWART BY STEPH SCOTT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS STILL FIGHTING The last time I left the small village in Andalucia in which I spend a couple of weeks every year, the narrow streets were full of sombrely dressed villagers summoned by the church bell to a funeral. The dead man had asked a friend to shoot a wild boar which was wrecking the vegetable patch at his finca a mile south of the village. The friend agreed, even though shooting boar was illegal at this time of year, took up a hidden position with a view of the garden and fired when he saw movement, fatally wounding not a boar but his friend doing some weeding. This is a true tragedy as the hunter may go to prison and the deceased’s invalid wife and dependant 30-year-old daughter have lost a loving husband, father and carer. From a personal point of view the one resolution I should make and keep is to look after myself better, to be aware of activist burn-out and to take steps to avoid it, but I doubt if it will last long with the Trans Scrutiny report going before full council in January. Note to self, avoid talking to the Argus and all other right-wing gutter press who never let the truth get in the way of a good story! DOMAIN Most of us do not die as a result of mistaken identity, we are most likely to succumb to cancer or arterial disease. Our life expectancy, scheduled in our genes, is maximal on the day we take our first breath and most of us steadily squander it by our careless and noxious habits. So what should we do to get the best value from all those pension premiums? Smoking increases your risk of dying from virtually every cause so, if a smoker, giving it up (which is not easy) must be your top priority. There is a lot of very effective help available through GP surgeries and specialist clinics so don’t delay and if your partner smokes insist they join you. There seems to be a growing consensus that eating less red meat reduces your risk of bowel cancer and of course too much unprotected exposure to sunlight has well known dangers; less well known is that too little may make you more susceptible to infection as a result of low Vitamin D levels. Life is complicated. Most of us, and I include myself, are overweight and unfit because we enjoy consuming too many calories and are too lazy to take adequate amounts of exercise; but if you can make a bit of an effort the benefits are surprisingly protective and at no cost. Go to a gym if you like but why not simply walk a bit further and faster every day? Make time to get off the bus a couple of stops before your destination. We are inundated by gorgeous recipes, offers of delicious instant food, and alcohol is thrust at you wherever you go so achieving your ideal weight is difficult and most diets are so boring you go back to your old ways immediately and all that misery was for nothing. “Achieving your ideal weight is difficult and most diets are so boring you go back to your old ways immediately and all that misery was for nothing” My advice is simply to eat smaller portions of the food you enjoy, cut out all sugar before the onset of diabetes forces you to do so, eat less of those fats that go hard in the fridge and have a glass of water with every meal. First however you must buy a tape measure and get someone to record your real girth and if you reduce this to a figure below 40 inches for a man and below 35 inches for a woman you will have got rid of much of the fat inside your abdomen which, unlike the fat under your skin, messes up your metabolism and raises your cholesterol and blood sugar levels. You might also buy and share the use of a blood pressure machine, get the type which fits around your upper arm. Simple? Yes. But not easy. Dr Johnson, that masterly definer of the meaning of words was once asked by an overweight acquaintance “Don’t you think I look well?”, to which the great man replied “You do indeed appear well but you look repulsive”, so there’s another reason to follow my advice! MATTERS My many wishes for the new year include Pride actually asking the communities what we want before deciding what they want to give us. This year’s Pride was said to be a success but was full of admin problems for community groups and actually the area outside the fences felt quite unsafe (I witnessed two nasty fights outside and saw the aftermath of one inside). Do we really need two days of people getting drunk in/outside the park and as someone who lives next to the park do I have to put up with two days of dance music booming out? I am more of an ageing rock ‘chick’ myself! “Report hate crimes to the police, say no to hatred of any kind and stand up for those who cannot do so for themselves” Other wishes include seeing the number of trans people killed go down. This year we remembered the names of 265 people who were murdered for being trans, being a friend or lover of a trans person. This was a rise of over 25% on last year! Over 80% of those killed were from Central & South American count ɥ