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CONTINUED JULY 2019 itsnever2latebooks.com And that is why with the help of numerous sup- porters we have started a new school to get them help. Once cured and certified fit, they will be welcomed into golf cours- es where all golfers must behave respectfully. Thanks to these fair play golfers our new “Golfers Good Manners Training Camp“ will open in two weeks. In reality, it is a rehabilitation house for the sole purpose of help- ing rude golfers become well mannered and courteous players. Please call 000-000-0000 for further information. It has been a pleasure to work with and meet the countless well-man- nered and courteous golfers. I have nothing but praise and respect for the thoughtful man- ner in which they found a thoughtful way to cure rude and thoughtless players. Here are just a few of the banned behaviors golfers will stop practic- ing, should they wish to return to the links: • Bellyacher-complains in a sorrowful manner to anyone nearby THE GOLF CART CHRONICLES • Complainer-expresses unhappiness about a ridiculous bad play • Moan-makes a low noise to complain repeatedly about a worthless putter • Beef-grumble foolishly about dead bugs in sand traps • Nitpick-find fault with two small stones littering path or golf cart parking • Criticize-express disapproval of a golfer’s attire and golfing style • Ignorant-putting themselves before other golfer’s rightful turn • Whine-cries, moans, pleads peevishly about everyone and everything • Agitate-makes loud noises to disturb other golfers to make them nervous • Rabble rousers-troublemaking golfers creating distractions to disturb golfers • Pest-invades and disturbs golfers need to golf freely without interruption • Hothead-driving golf cart hastily ahead of traffic and cause road rage in spite • Annoy-using foul language at other golfers for no good reason • Hot air-boasting about being a great golfer that never happens • Pain in the butt-waste time not able to decide what club to use • Hogwash-Duffers who go on and on about the right way to drive a ball For the record, my recap on the be- havior of courteous and thoughtful golfers will follow at a later date. Author- Matt Gentleman a courte- ous and thoughtful golfer. It has been so much fun playing with words to bring about amusing and entertaining stories portraying people and other living things as out of the ordinary. So, I wrote, and wrote, and wrote for over sixty- five years. Each article was stored away in a box never to see the light of day until now. AVAILABLE ON AMAZON Golf Cart Chronicles 1 & Golf Cart Chronicles 2 golf carT chronicles By Suzy 2 James lf Cart The Go les 2 ic n Chro lf Cart The Go les 2 Chronic n of mpilatio stories rous co A humo g related short /golfin golf car tion of A humorous compila golf car/golf ing related short stories Suzy James [email protected] itsnever2latebook books.com www.itsnever2late By Suzy James JULY 2019 35