God Is In The TV - Reading & Leeds Festival Special 2013 August 2013 | Page 18

WARNING!

Please Do not take anything
that Thom Weeks from Gnarwolves says seriously!

Hey Thom, how are you?

Great, thanks very much for
asking. How are you?

We’re very much looking
forward to Reading
& Leeds Festival. I’m
assuming you are too?

Of course! It’s the festival you
dream about playing as a kid, so
being given the opportunity to
do it is really incredible! Such a
great line up too.

What are your top 3
festival survival tips?

1 Drink lots of beers, from
the moment you wake up
until the moment you pass
out. Preferably, leave a half
empty can next to where you’re
sleeping so that you can start
drinking again from the moment
you wake up. Then you can
upgrade to gin at midday.

‘sex is always
much better on
the final day
of the festivaL
because personal
hygiene is at
it’s worst.’
2 Sleep with lots of random
people that you don’t know the
name of. Be careful not to use
protection because that would
make a mess and sex is always
much better on the final day of
the festival because personal
hygiene is at it’s worst.
3 When you see a celebrity,
make sure you get a photo next
to them and spend a lot of time
talking to them because they
really enjoy your company. If
you’ve taken drugs it makes
you more interesting you’ll
probably end up forming a life
long friendship with one of the
cast of ‘celebrity big brother’. I

usually start by shouting their
name from across the field.
Is there anything
you should NOT forget
to bring?

Don’t forget to bring your ticket
because they don’t let you in
without it. Also, if you don’t
wear shoes you’ll get mud all
over your new socks.
Best hangover cure?

Warm Milk

What’s your
weirdest or funniest
memory of Reading &
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