GOAT Mag #1 November 2013 | Page 25

The past fucking sucked. Nostalgia is nice, but it’s ultimately misleading. We all glamorise the past in our own ways, whether through the bands we liked in High School, an interest in family ancestry or certain fascinations with particular periods of time. But nostalgia is always biased. Of course, we shouldn’t ignore the past, we just need to stop pretending it was a mystical golden age. The 1950’s weren’t all white-picket fences and lemonade stands, despite what ‘Leave It Beaver’ may have you believe. I mean, typewriters are super cool but have you ever tried using one? Very tiresome. There’s nothing wrong with that fond romanticism many of us feel for the past, but trying to recreate it for your child is both weird and ine?ectual. Warping your child’s perception of modern day is not going to make them traditional or humble. Believe it or not, a child can learn to operate a computer and write with pen on paper. They’re not mutually exclusive. A kid can enjoy programming and fishing, just as they can like both video games and books. It all comes down to parenting. By all means, unite them with the past, but don’t leave them unprepared for the future. ogy isn’t an obstacle here. It’s a tool for interacting with this vast world around them. A wealth of information lies at our finger tips and every moment can be captured and shared, and that’s pretty cool. The key is to synthesise technology with a traditional childhood, embracing the importance of both rather than pitting them against one another. I hope you’ve enjoyed this unsolicited parenting advice from a single, childless 21-year-old In full, I understand these issues man. As always, it’s been both a come from a good place. People pleasure and a pointless misadwant their kids to thrive. Every- venture. Have a nice day. one wants their child to be happy and successful and brilliant. Of course kids need to play together and get outside, but technol- Adios.