gazette issue 3 | Page 32

Minecraft rap 2 I just grow my herbs and smoke my pipe squeezed tight Take a nap in the sky I have a tiny house bro THIS IS MY LIFE I just do what I can to get by then the mobs and griefers screw me over [Bridge 3] Till find a fight and then I SQUEAL like a girl and I breathe fireballs Are you the kind a miner who can fight off all the mobs? Or are you If you think that you can take me then I hope you're kind a tall WHY!?!?!?! Let's all live in HARMONY! We can work together dudes Come along with me!!! I'm the biggest in size and I use it well Just another noob Who spawns whatever he wants? PATHETIC I may sound like a baby but I SPAWN IN HELL! [Hook] [Hook] [AnnotateVerse 6: Enderman] [Bridge 2] Are you the kind a miner who can fight off all the mobs? Or are you Just another noob Who sleeps in bed until dawn? [Verse 5: Ghast] My voice is high-pitched so nobody likes me I can't live in a house Well... [Bridge 4] I'm an Enderman... Are you the kind a miner who can fight off all the mobs? ...rapping isn't my THING Or are you But I guess I'll do SOMETHING Just another noob since... I'd prefer not to SING I'm tall and dark, all I do is walk minding my own business until I'm annoyed This Rap was made by JT MaIs this block from your house? chinima ,They make awesome raps. WELL NOW IT'S MINE Don't look at my face and we'll be JUST FINE Cause that'd be a tight squeeze I fly freely with my eyes Who sounds like somebody's MOM?!?! [Hook]