gazette issue 3 | Page 31

Minecraft rap 2 [Verse 1: Zombie] CLACK Just another noob They call me undead an ABOMINATION And you’ll know my name Who keeps Cause I'm a skeleton Creative mode on? Better get yourself prepared for ZOMBIE CHASIN You better run Once I'm on your tail I'll shoot your bum PUNK [Verse 3: Zombie Pigman] I cannot be stopped Just because I think it's fun I spawn within the depths of nether I'll keep slamming on your door until I KNOCK IT OFF If you're outside at night You should try to hide So I'm rather accustomed to fiery weather Is one of three words I'll be looking' for you while I take a SPIDER RIDE And I'm on patrol with a golden sword In my vocab WOOO!! Getting' ready to attack (GRRRRRRRRR!) If I say BLEH BLEH So COME AT ME BRO Then you made me MAD [Hook] SNORT SNORT And if you push me The sun goes down I'll push you back That's when Don't try to make me OVERREACT My skin is green and my heart They get started is BLACK They've got one mission That's to [Verse 2: Skeleton] I'm menace to everybody in the game You hear my bones CLICK You may call us butt buddies and we are just that cause we smell like bacon Kill the target I'm like the walking corpse of LEGOLAS I got a bow in my hand and I NEVER MISS Because once I'm provoked, you get the WHOLE PACK [Verse 4: Villager] [Bridge] WHOOOAAAAAA Are you the kind a miner who I'm just a villager dude can fight off all the mobs? I was caught in the middle of a Or are you CRAZY feud