gazette issue 3 | Page 27

Minecraft rap [Verse 7: Spider] ay ts day Crawling hissing attacking insulting anything that may be living my mission is to simply kill everything take a finish of you I’ll be jumping and sprinting for miles and now the mobs are winning and you can never stop them, ‘cause nobody steps on us! ts safe-safe way! here! g and I can’t get all these mobs out of [Verse 8: Iron Golem] Make way for Iron Golem! Throw you in the air like a little tiny toy! Pick things up and throw them down! I am big and I destroy! If you mess with my village then you will certainly be screwed! hickens! ate it with a bunch of baby chicks! of work you’re gonna pull out all your birth everywhere! [Villager] I can’t do squat for myself so thanks for the help dude! [Hook] ome back right on time! [Verse 9: Squid] d to drop a rhyme! I just love swimming under the sea my arrows and my bow And I never bother anybody! ou receive my many blows! I just love swimming in the ocean… [Verse 10: Creeper] ng a dump! Screw you squid! The Creepers back in this hizzy! ust took a dump If you don’t like getting blown up then you should run away quickly! h my nuts! r arms, and even your butt! If you don’t have good shelter, then you should probably get busy!