gazette issue 3 | Page 26

Minecraft rap [Skeleton] Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re back! AHAHAHAHA! [Hook: Grandpa Jenkins & Grandson] Gotta make a run-run, gotta get away-wa [Verse 1: Ender Dragon] Hide inside a cave and wait inside until it You guys forgot me last time, But you won’t forget me now! Then I’ll have my fun-fun, when I know it You’ll Find me in the ender, in a dark place underground! Survival is all I know, it’s the Minecraft w Flying around, swooping down, ending any intruders in my house Gram-pa always told me it’s rough out th You’ll need a lot of luck to get here, but you’ll need more to get out! Now I’m climbing and mining and hiding my hair! [Verse 2: Blaze] [Verse 4: Chicken] I’m from the nether man, all I do is rave This is what you get for being mean to ch This is why I’m hot, ‘cause I love to blaze I’ll sneak into your house and overpopula (cough cough) Getting smoky, spitting’ flames When you come home from a long day o hair! I’m laying eggs like a boss giving b Take a Blaze rod bro, you’ll be using' it for days [Verse 5: Skeleton] [Verse 3: Slime & Magma Cube] You’ve heard from me before, but I’ve co Slime : Slime and Magma Here! When I heard this funky beat I knew I had Magma Cube : Just a hopping' if you can tell! As you recall I’m quite a marksman with Slime : I’ll surprise ya when your mining! So you’ll want to have protection when yo Magma Cube : And you’ll find me down in Hell! Slime : Oh snap! If you attack- [Verse 6: Zombie] Magma Cube : -we split in half to no end! You’ll hear me grunting, but I’m not takin Slime : Magma Cube? Even though I smell like someone who ju Magma Cube : What up Slime? I’m the undead slamming your door with Slime : Time to bounce my friend! I’m here to eat your face, your legs, your