Interviews today
Gatsby, staring into space, stood at the end of his dock. A strange and mysterious man, the eggs have always wanted to know his great secret. That’s my job. I approached him for an interview, at which point he surprisingly invited me into his home for me to begin asking questions:
Me: Mr. Gatsby, how are you this lovely day
Gatsby: Quite well, Old sport, and yourself?
M: Quite well myself thank you for asking, now if I may get right into the questions, how did you get to such a position in society, by birth or some other means?
G: ah, well that is quite a personal question for the first one, but I must say that I was born into wealth, lost it, and then regained it again
M: how complicated, would you care to expand on that?
G: Well, I was born with my wealth, then I lost it all when I left home, and regained fame and glory in the war.
M: so if you have fame as well as wealth, why are you here?
G: Daisy
M: flowers?
G: No, no, daisy, the loveliest woman the world has seen.
M: How very intriguing, well thank you very much for that small glimpse into your life, Mr Gatsby. I hope you have the best of luck getting the girl.
From there I left him to his devices, and never saw him again.
"Then wear the gold hat, if that will mover her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for hre too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must Have you!""