Gas Unleaded Verbal Libations Volume 2 | Page 21

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Love, Lust,

Life, Lyrically

“I have no idea but I AMMMMM bout to find out with the quickness!”

Kendall responds as she walks out of our row and down the aisle towards them. See Kendall makes it her business to know everybody that is somebody not in Craigsville and she has done that job extremely well. Everybody knows or at least has heard of (KK) “Krazy Kendall”. Kendall foremost is a fun loving, uncouth, free spirited, ball of fire and I love how she lives her life out loud and doesn’t apologize for it.

Her mother is a well-loved professor at one of our rival schools. Kendall is originally from another rival area, Boroughsburg where all the lookers are from. She goes between the two all the time. It has got to be something in that water because their men are ALL fine. To hear my mother tell it, that has always been the case even wayyyyy back before her day.

Kendall walks to the row, the same row that Mr. Wonderful is sitting in. What is she doing? She looks like she is walking right up to him. She had better not! I want to get her attention and wave her away, but she doesn’t look back. Damn! I thought she was going to ask somebody else if they knew who he was. This is going to be so damn embarrassing. Leave it up to Kendall's fast ass! Damn it!!! I want to climb in a hole and pull the opening in after me but to my surprise and amazement, she hugs someone else that she must know and plops down on his lap just as the show restarts. That's Derrick, Lord, I thank you for your grace and mercy.

They talk none stop through the first performance, it’s my cousin so I peel my eyes off Kendall and Mr. Wonderful and watch the show. Terrell is killing it too. He looks just like Big Daddy Kane in that ole school video. Fat gold chain, high top fade and all. HA he did that! Thunderous applause ring out and here comes Kendall running back smiling. The DJ adds a bonus track and the crowd dances.

“Girl he is from Boroughsburg. His name is Marcellios but everybody calls him Ce Lo and he is a senior! Pitch says he is cool, hangs with a pretty collective group of well rounded guys that are not at all into the cliques and normal trendy stuff. The ladies love him and he loves them but he has no one in particular. He lives in 'The Woods' and works part time at the gym. He's into meditation, karate and shit like that. He is also a brainiac, just like you like them a nerd! Butttt has been know to knock a few out too ya heard.”

“Dang Kendall! Did you get his social security number and blood type too? That's what I'm talking about! That's my girl, that’s what up! I have got to have him!”