Movie Roost
Batman & Robin |
Movie Roost
The only good thing about this movie is that it made the studio come to their senses – and thus , was born , Batman Begins .
I was struggling quite a bit to find a movie that I could roast to a crisp . How could I insult a film that a director so lovingly made ? But after I was watching an interview with George Clooney , I realised that I had the perfect movie in my hands . Batman and Robin . This pile of shit that everyone included in the making of this film apologized for . Even the director , Joel Schumacher himself apologized for disappointing the fans . But disappointing is far from the correct word as this movie nearly killed the Batman franchise . The movie starts with Batman and Robin gearing up , which are essentially a series of butt shots , crotch shots and who can forget the FUCKING BAT NIPPLES !!! This is when I lost my shit . Why the fuck would you put rubber nipples on a batsuit ? What was the Costume Designer thinking ? Did no one tell the director that it was a bad idea ? Batman is supposed to be intimidating , but instead he ’ s the punchline of a joke . The first line in the movie uttered by Robin is made to look like witty banter but is just your garden variety stupid – “ I want a car , chicks dig the car !” followed by Batman ’ s “ This is why Superman works alone .” Ignoring that shitty joke , what are the writers trying to tell us ? Does Superman exist ? If yes , why doesn ’ t he come to help save Gotham ? It leaves us with more questions than answers . Then we go into an exposition scene where Commissioner Gordon – whose only role in this movie is to provide exposition – tells them ( and us ) that Mr . Freeze is attacking a museum . Mr . Freeze , played by a horribly miscast Arnold Schwarzenegger is easily the worst of this cast . Let me tell you his plot . To steal huge diamonds to make a giant freeze ray so he can freeze Gotham and hold it hostage for billions which he will use for research to cure his wife who has