Guest writer; Ark Lupus
11 Floral Faith / May, 2017
Many of us know Akai as our lovable and magnificently fabulous free company leader. Many of us share an immense love for her, which is arguably justified seeing as she is an awesome person and a great leader. Which is why we obviously need a guide on how to screw with her sometimes.
Without further delay, welcome to the official how to screw with Akai Flora guide!
Step One:
The first step is the free company chest. You see, Akai has this thing where she loves it when the money in the free company chest ends with a bunch of zeroes. So how do you screw with her? Simple! We add one gil into the chest, and lie in waiting until she notices, this might take a day or two but its best if you lie in wait, let it reach the boiling point and then just enjoy your outcome. Remember to pet her and show love afterwords. Akai likes being pet.
Step Two:
Akai is a very nice person and she absolutely despises it when someone swears in her vicinity. Now i’m not saying you should swear, but keep it in mind.
Step Three And My Favorite:
When Akai logs into the game, just run up to her and proceed to bother her until she must pay attention to you. Shower her with love and affection until she can’t stand it anymore. Jump around her, yell out her name, anything to keep her attention solely on you and preventing her from doing other things.
Now remember, we all love Akai and have great respect for her, so even if you do decide to screw with her remember to always shower her with love afterwards, because god forbid we anger the mighty beast that lies inside her.