Hydra
Captain’s log. Star date: 21/07/13 With the idea of getting to go on a date with a member of the full time team, preferably Charlie due to her being the only girl, Hydra have upped their game and firmly set their sights on Fantasmagloria. With every member of the team starting to show this upward spiral we at Hydra Ltd. can assure the other teams in Pantheon that it will be us getting taken on a date by a pretty girl and not such creepy characters as Robin, Will or Argy (they don’t know how to show a lady a good time anyway). In other news, the lair of the Hydra continues to collect trophies taken from those people too weak to resist the charming and polite way that Woody says “IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA BLOODY SIGN THIS FORM THEN YOU’D BETTER GIVE ME SOME STUFF!”. To add to the lash chalice and the numerous items of 80s style girls’ clothes Woody has successfully ‘persuaded’ a former tourney knight to part with his prized sword (and yes, Ledward, it’s much bigger than the weaponry than you’ve got. Plus it’s less disgustingly vein covered). We’ve also acquired a punching bag that we’ve stuck Mr. M’s face on so he can receive regular beatings in a very 50 shades manor. It’s 2am and sleep beckons so here is a picture of a member of the team to keep you up at night. This picture goes out to all other members of the champions fund raiser team. Maria is willing to go to extreme lengths to raise LTDs for this charity. What are you willing to do? PS. TOM LEDWARD HAS REALLY SMALL SHRIMPY EYES… I WOULDN’T GET WITH HIM IF I WERE A GIRL
Herculeans
Hercuwhat?