Pantheon
Odysseus
With a huge week last week, Odysseus knew it would be tough one to beat it this week, but with Louise and Delvin smashing their best and earning their £50 before the weekend and the others close behind, we’re on track for a Fantasmaglorious week 4. The LTDs are coming in left, right and centre now and as more of the team are stepping up and reeling in the donors, Odysseus is looking stronger than ever. Waking up on Monday morning half naked in a horse mask, Emmerson’s birthday week was off to a great start, and the Odysseus adventures had only just begun. After much needed Big Macular regeneration Robin ensured we were Russian off early to Thorpe Park for fun and games, acquiring some cracking tan lines along the way. With good habits now set and a great team routine underway, more free time has seen team gymnastics sessions, massages, ukulele sing songs and half marathon training now fully in progress, newbie Buffy has hit the ground running with us and our team bonding and PMA has never been better. When not spending the time basking in each other’s glorious company, we can always rely on the weird and wonderful people of Essex to brighten our days, whether it be fruitloops who believe the NHS to be committing mass genocide, limbless grannies appearing on strange contraptions from the ceiling, or pensioners who mistake Katie for our Delvin on the AFBP Welcome Pack (easily done). With results on the rise and motivation as high as ever, Odysseus are going from strength to strength. Competition is fierce and we're ready to rise to the challenge; bring on week 5!
Prometheus
Me so lazy...