Myrmidons
1 Knock, 2 Knock, 3 Knock, 4... Lin’s obsessed with gobbling nuts, But she’s definitely not We are the Myrmidons hear one of the sluts.. Theo doesn’t know her left from her right, us rawr.. But she past her driving test with a green light.. First we have Theo our Mamma Bear, Then we have Lin, Jackie Chan.. Don’t give Nico any stick, Or else he’ll just whip out his dick.. Austin he is full of wit, Just like a honey badger he don’t give a shit.. Rhianna simple asked for water, But ended up on a date with a guy with a daughter.. At the house party, Robyn & Ali went missing, Then when Lin went home they were more than just kissing.. (Lin cover your ears) Don’t talk to Tash before she’s had her morning fag, She’ll turn your face into a punching bag.. The Minge mobile and Nico’s trusty stead, Getting us from A to B, unless your Jawid.. Police escorts, a fanny pack, We have things other teams lack.. Saying bad things won’t get you an award, You’ll just get a strike on the neggy Nancy board.. As a team we aren’t the biggest boasters, **cherries** But deffos have the most amount of posters.. The highest cause of ABI, that is stroke, Myrmidons, Legion, Excalibur, Vikings.. Our region will send others hiking.. Team goals made, stats improving, PMA will keep us moving.. Always opening the window after a poo, We are the Myrmidons, who the F**K are you ?? Robyn knocked on the door, a woman’s water broke.. Sorry Love, can’t deliver your baby, But you can sign this form, £8 a month maybe..
Legion Teddy Bear