Conquest
“I want to rip out their heart and feed it to them. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children” – Mike Tyson. Taken with a pinch of salt, this has been the attitude within Conquest. Miss Poppy Small has been ruthless infield, as one of the highest performers in the company leading by example, Excalibur have also followed suit. Theodora has been instrumental on and off field, displaying a top performing attitude, followed by smashing out a best week. Whilst Ishmael has had a 40% improvement in his I/S delivered outstanding training sessions. Shaun has also been wagering drinks with his team. On a regional scale, the results have been better with each door knocked. Conquest displayed the best I/S reduction in the company, and have beaten each weeks total LTD count consecutively. With a thriller 4th week wrapped up. Conquest have set their sights on a much deserved night out! Till then bye bye!
Excalibur
Excalibur is the legendary sword of King Arthur, sometimes attributed with magical powers or associated with the rightful sovereignty of Great Britain. Sometimes Excalibur and the Sword in the Stone (the proof of Arthur's lineage) are said to be the same weapon, but in most versions they are considered separate. The sword was associated with the Arthurian legend very early. In Welsh, the sword is called Caledfwlch; in Cornish, the sword is called Calesvol. Call us Excalibur, Caledfwlch, Calesvol, or whatever you like. In light of you now knowing what Excalibur is, and this being a top performing team… Can you see how we’re whooping yo arses!?
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