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This is the only entrance into
our massive indoor range with
an extra high roof that allows
you to make full fight drives
for real. For those of you folks
who know how frustrating it is
to wait until the decent weath-
er shows up and golf season
opens again, we offer you a
place to get started early.
Bring a heavy sweater, warm
hat, warm golf gloves, sun
glasses, leak-proof heavy
duty golf shoes, several pairs
of heavy socks and your own
golf clubs. If you prefer using
our golf stuff, we should have
enough to go around. Weath-
er conditions do change out-
doors; our indoor place may
be a tad drafty and may be a
tad chilly and may be missing
direct sunlight, but you won’t
get frostbite here. Our lighting
is incredible.
A note from the Author:
It has been so much fun
playing with words to
bring about amusing
and entertaining stories
portraying people and
other living things as out
of the ordinary.
So, I wrote, and wrote,
and wrote for over sixty-
five years. Each article
was stored away in a box
never to see the light of
day until now.
THE GOLF CART CHRONICLES
This is your chance to try us
TITLES
out and party OTHER
with us for
free. BY SUZY JAMES
Take some swings/drives/put-
ting lessons and make changes
to correct any bad habits you
Bigfoot
Researches His Ancestry
try not to make
by reverting
back to them. Demonstrations
Caution If You Can’t Read This Book You’re Holding It Too Close
will be ongoing.
Even Smart Phones Like Funny Stories
You can practice all the right
moves in our humongous
golf Chronicles 1
Golf Cart
course size covered facilities
Golf wood
Cart Chronicles 2
where more than a few
burning fire pits and little size
Cart Chronicles 3
electric heaters are Golf
situated
everywhere to keep you half-
Hey, Everything
Am I The Only One Laughing
heartedly warm.
is sheltered within our enor-
Humour Me I’m Old, Read My Funny Stories Before I Die
mous “OFF SEASON INDOOR
GOLFLAND” building;
I Think I’m former-
Older Than I Thought I Was
ly two connected hangers for
storing really big Laugh
aircraft.
Yourself Silly
Madame
Hummingbird
New-Age
Flower Ball Gazing Fictionary
Our great
grandfather ‘s Bill
(a
pro-golfer retired in 1995) will
Recycled
Teenagers
Coloring/Activity Cookbook
give you free
half hour
lessons,
45 minute lessons, and one
Retired
Angels
hour lessons
until Tree
its time
to Inherit Apple Orchard
call it a day. We also have free
Rub My Magic Lamp And See What You Get
new and old equipment avail-
able to try Sourpuss
out. Our Therapy,
stand-in- New Patients Welcome
line-customer ticket booths are
located near the three
practice Of Pastavazoom
The Kingdom
facilities.
The
Tale
Of can’t
Mini Pockets (Series 1)
That’s it, enough said,
wait to see you at our place!
You Can’t Eat An Empty Piggybank (A no frills coloring cookbook)
GOOD
WISHES,
Welcome
To BENNY
Suzy’s Coloring Cookbook Cafe
BOASTER (SEP)
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