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The Golf Cart CHRONICLES BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories GOLF FOR FREE ON VALENTINE’S DAY SUZY JAMES, Author Hello there, I am Benny Boaster (SEP) the family Social Events Planner. Yep, that’s right! “OFF SEASON INDOOR GOLFLAND” will be celebrating our Tenth Anniversary on Valen- tines Day Friday, Febru- ary 14, 2020 from 6 a.m. to midnight. We are one of the best indoor golf facilities in Midwest U.S.A. espe- cially during the cold winter season. Forget practicing your golfing moves in a cubby hole or teeny-weeny basement where it will only give you bad leg cramps/ 50 tennis elbows/sore wrists/blurred vision/bad language/scarred walls/busted lighting and a bad bughugger. These makeshift practice areas do not by a long shot give you the best opportunity to work on your drives, swings, putts, and range practice. Our indoor facilities offer you a full choice of what is needed to make changes to help you play a better-quality game of golf once the season starts. Here is the lowdown. To get into the golfing swing for the new sea- son, a limit of 50 free non-mem- bers (plus 1 guest only for each of the 50 non-members) and 100 members (plus 1 guest only for each of the 100 members) are invited to attend our free indoor golfing Valentines Day Anniversa- WWW.GOLFCAROPTIONS.COM ry celebration, on a first come first served basis. Our golf cart watch- dogs will be on guard to ensure your safety. All drinks and snacks are free! Join us on this special Valentines Day to celebrate both the sweet- ness of love with someone you bring, and the affection we hold for the sport of golf. Don’t miss out; remember there are only so many folks we can accommodate, so the time to get your free permit is now. Please visit our in-and-out-house at the gated entrance on 14 Sto- pandgo Circle- to per-register for your free Valentines Day golfing extravaganza. REGISTRATION will take place on Thursday, Feb- ruary 13, 2020 from 9 A.M. TO 11 A.M. First come first served.