The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
GOLF FOR FREE ON
VALENTINE’S DAY
SUZY JAMES, Author
Hello there, I am Benny
Boaster (SEP) the family
Social Events Planner.
Yep, that’s right! “OFF
SEASON INDOOR
GOLFLAND” will be
celebrating our Tenth
Anniversary on Valen-
tines Day Friday, Febru-
ary 14, 2020 from 6 a.m.
to midnight.
We are one of the best
indoor golf facilities in
Midwest U.S.A. espe-
cially during the cold
winter season. Forget
practicing your golfing
moves in a cubby hole or
teeny-weeny basement
where it will only give
you bad leg cramps/
50
tennis elbows/sore wrists/blurred
vision/bad language/scarred
walls/busted lighting and a bad
bughugger.
These makeshift practice areas
do not by a long shot give you the
best opportunity to work on your
drives, swings, putts, and range
practice. Our indoor facilities
offer you a full choice of what is
needed to make changes to help
you play a better-quality game of
golf once the season starts.
Here is the lowdown. To get into
the golfing swing for the new sea-
son, a limit of 50 free non-mem-
bers (plus 1 guest only for each
of the 50 non-members) and 100
members (plus 1 guest only for
each of the 100 members) are
invited to attend our free indoor
golfing Valentines Day Anniversa-
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ry celebration, on a first come first
served basis. Our golf cart watch-
dogs will be on guard to ensure
your safety. All drinks and snacks
are free!
Join us on this special Valentines
Day to celebrate both the sweet-
ness of love with someone you
bring, and the affection we hold
for the sport of golf. Don’t miss
out; remember there are only so
many folks we can accommodate,
so the time to get your free permit
is now.
Please visit our in-and-out-house
at the gated entrance on 14 Sto-
pandgo Circle- to per-register for
your free Valentines Day golfing
extravaganza. REGISTRATION
will take place on Thursday, Feb-
ruary 13, 2020 from 9 A.M. TO 11
A.M. First come first served.