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Scooter's Message Message
By Deb Cautley
Lately, I find that I am spending a lot of my work day on desks. However, I keep getting told that I have to stop touching the computer. Now, I consider myself to be of bout averge intelligence and so could not understnd why the computer would be off limits for me when everyone else gets to use it. So...I asked the ever-wise aunty Karen the reason. As always, Karen was precise and gave many reasons...
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Can't stick their heads out of Windows 95
Fetch command not available on all platforms
Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side
Too difficult to "mark" every webite visited
Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "you've got mail"
Fire hydrant icon is very frutrating
Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com
Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee
Not at all fooled by chuckwagon screensaver
No emoticon for tail-wagging...
...But they will with the introduction of Microsoft
Opposable Thumb
Three words: Carpel Paw Syndrome
'Cause dogs aren't geeks! Cats on the other hand...
Barking keeps activating the voice recognition software in Deb Eddington's office
SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test
SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver
Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters. leg
Butt-sniffing more direct and less dceiving than chat rooms
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So I told Aunt Karen I'd stop using the computer - as you can tell by my article I fibbed!! - Scooter Marly