Ajay Chouhan
Hindi Editor
MOST ELIGIBLE
BACHELOR EVER
Q- Tum itna kyu muskura rahe
ho, kya gham hai jisko chupa
rahe ho?
A- *Smiles* Aankhon me nami,
hasi labon par, haalat hain
Mechanical, bas chupa rahe
hain. Rekhaon ka khel hai
muqaddar, ‘Rekhaon’ se maat
khaa rahe hain.
Devasheesh Dubey
Chief Hindi Editor
MOST LEFT EVER
Q- Do you think roses are red and
violets are blue?
A- No, actually roses are red and
violets are violet. So there’s your
truth, and then there’s my truth.
And, if ever nothing goes right,
go left.
Rhea Bordoloi
Chief Designer
MOST POLITE EVER Shubham Kaware
Designer
MOST TRAVELLER EVER
Q- What do you understand by
answering to the point?
A- Yaar pata nahi, abhi toh mai
bahar khane gayi thi. By the way
tune vo nayi dragons wali docu-
mentary dekhi kya? Usme aisa bol
rahe ki dragons were real. Haan,
to wo kya keh raha tha tu? To the
point, matlab kaise? Q- What is the meaning of life?
A- Ghumenge firenge, naachenge,
khayenge, “aish” karenge, aur kya.
Also, I firmly believe that every
great story begins with “O mai
nikla, Thunderbird leke…”
Rahul Dewangan
Hindi Editor
MOST MR. INDIA EVER Sameer Khare
Hindi Editor
MOST “VISHESH” EVER
Q- Duniya ka sabse bada sukh
kya hai?
A- Placement, aur kya.
(Sameer: Sabse bada dukh bhi)
Aur, vo kehte hai na John Cena
“You can’t see me”. Bas vohi. Q- Who’s your favourite poet?
A- rw vk¡[kksa dk rkjk
rw çk.kksa ls I;kjk
rw gh cl jktnqykjk…
Yaar, meri iss poem ko state-level
par first prize mila hai.
Sorry… kuch poocha kya?