PRETENTIOUS
INTERVIEWS
Vibhor Dubey
Joint Chief Editor
MOST PHILOSOPHICAL
EVER
Q- Do you know everything?
A- Well, there isn’t a limit to the
things that you can know,
however, there is a limit to the
things that you can or want to
understand. So, when you know
more, you fathom that you know
less. And therein lies your answer.
(Aman: Bhai, bas ho gaya tera.)
Resy Verma
Joint Chief Editor
MOST ROAD RASH EVER Aman Saxena
English Editor
MOST SWAG EVER
Q- How does your average
commute look like?
A- My home is about 3 lightyears
away from college. I drive at
interstellar speeds dodging cattle,
heedless pedestrians, abominable
trees, and finally get to college
where impossibly interesting
things happen. Arey ruko! Tumhe
aaj ka adventure nahi bataya naa! Q- How would you like to
contribute to humanity?
A- Uhhh see, basically I had this
idea that if I use my intellect to
inspire them, it would open their
minds and they would find them-
selves elevated to a higher state of
being.
(Announcer: And the award for
Mr. NSP Earth goes to...)