HAVE A LAUGH!
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with you being late?
Student: The sign said, 'School Ahead, go slow.'
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but I'm quite sure it starts with 'T'.
Sardar: What a strange car, it starts with tea. All cars I know start with either petrol or diesel.
DID YOU
KNOW?
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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