HAVE A LAUGH!
Father: Whenever I beat you, you don't get annoyed. How do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet seat.
Father: How does that help?
Son:I clean it with your toothbrush.
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I need glasses.
Man: You certainly do, this is a pet shop.
OMG FACTS
1) The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog”, is a pangram i.e. it has all the 26 letters of English language.
2) The human br-
ain isn’t fully functional for learning until
10 am. Science
has proved schools
begin too
early.
SERIOUSLY!
"J" is the only letter of the alphabets not used in the atomic symbol for any element.