POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately............ 36 Calories
Explaining early withdrawal......816 Calories
You done sweated back my perm!............500 Calories
Pulled my ponytail off?.......what..what.......500 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-39 years old........................ 36 Calories
40-59 years............................. 972 Calories
60-69 years......................,...... 2916 Calories
70 and over.......................... Results are still pending
with the assistance of blue pills...........395 Calories
ORAL SEX
strong sucking and swallowing..............150 Calories
wrestling her down and holding her head....100 Calories
pulling her hair and smackin that ass............200 Calories
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
In a hurry................................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
I can see the smirk on your face describing that one!!!
MAKING BREAKFAST
Trip to the IHOP.............................................................25 Calories
Toast and coffee.....................................................75 Calories
Bacon, eggs & Pancakes.......woot.woot............150Calories
Your sexual health is an important part of living a healthy lifestyle. It is important to your mental and physical health to maintain a healthy sex life. The more you care for your body, the more your body will show its appreciation.