This is for entertainment purposes only and has not been a proven to be factual!.....unless you believe it!
Ripping off her thong:
With both hands.............................. 8 Calories
With one hand................................ 22 Calories
With your teeth............................... 150 Calories
With your teeth & growling............175 Calories*
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection............................. 6 Calories
Without an erection........................ 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris................ 50 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 112 Calories
69 lying down........................ 178 Calories
69 standing up....................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow......................... 386 Calories
Doggy Style........................... 400 Calories
Italian chandelier.................... 972 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real........................................ 112 Calories
Fake........................................ 315 Calories
Fainting..................................395 Calories
SCREAMING LOUD ENOUGH ....
to make him smile.......................50 Calories
for the neighbors to call the police.............150 Calories
to scare your pets into pissing the floor....................75 Calories
speaking in tongues..................................................300 Calories
*Gentlemen you should always promise to replace torn off
and edible thongs.