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LAUGH A WHILE!!

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name but it starts with ‘T’

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol…

Laugh aloud !

Why do French people eat snails???

Ans: As they don’t like fast food

DID YOU KNOW ?

The chewing gums that we throw on the ground,

is thought as bread by the birds.

They try to eat it and so the gum sticks on their beaks

and so the birds cant eat or drink and dies!

So friends,

lets stop commiting this sin.

HA..HA..HA..

Boss: Where were you born?

Sardarji: India...

Boss: which part?

Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music!

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,

show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

SOME MORE . . . !

RIDDLE IN A PUDDLE

What kind of fish would chase a mouse ?

Ans: A catfish.

Contributers: Varsha, Sobia, Hari Shanjana, Geethanjali, Swathi, Shrimathi 8D