Easterns Nomads October 2016 Magazine easterns nomads october issue | Page 21

another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other..
'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either!'

IT IS NOT OVER YET....
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
appears.
He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of
which he pulls a chicken.
Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head. 'Feck dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting.... And now Sean and
his feck'n hengliding!'