Easterns Nomads October 2016 Magazine easterns nomads october issue | Page 20

FECK DAT
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says
Gerry..
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's
truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass..
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis
looks like a grand place..'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off
the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the
bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
says, 'Feck dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too feck'n dangerous for me!'

THERE'S MORE. ...
Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying