Drum Magazine Issue 3 | Page 113

Drum: OFFBEAT 111 T he Low dow n A confident, white-suited Michael Jackson strode into the Santa Maria courthouse yesterday, flanked by his legal team, as they met to put the finishing touches to their controversial ‘evil twin’ defence. Although the precise details of the Jackson camp’s strategy are as yet unknown, it is expected to hinge upon proving the existence of a previously unknown Jackson brother – the spitting image of Michael – who posed as the ‘Billie Jean’ superstar and committed the offences of which he is accused. DRUM BRINGS YOU ALL THE LATEST NEWS FROM INSIDE THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY Lead Defence Lawyer Thomas Mesereau faced the press yesterday, and stoutly defended his client’s innocence:”Michael Jackson is a good man, an honourable man. And soon he will be vindicated. We will prove that, while Michael was overseas doing unpublicised charity work, his evil twin brother stole his identity, and took advantage of my client’s good name to commit these unspeakable acts.” Mesereau added: “It was also the evil twin who recorded and released the I nv incib le album.” Q uestioned as to the evil twin’s name, Mr Mesereau seemed momentarily thrown: “His name? You want to know his name do you? Well, that’s understandable. And, since we know his name, that is an easy question to respond to. So I will tell you. This very minute. Because his name…his name is…B...Blichael. It’s Blichael. Blichael Jackson. No further questions.” LL RD IN HOWA E RSIAL CA EST T OV CONT I Z E NSH I P IT FOR C In the wake of his controversial calls for a curb on the number of immigrants allowed to settle in Britain each year, Conservative leader Michael Howard has courted further opprobrium by proposing a ‘Citizenship Test’ for all immigrants applying to become naturalised Britons. Despite strong condemnation from civil rights campaigners and groups representing asylum seekers, Howard was steadfast, arguing that the continued health of the nation was dependent on the maintenance of certain “core values, which define the British people”. “If this country is to remain a leading force in Europe, and in the world, it is our duty to ensure that the elements and national characteristics which have made us great in the past are not eroded as we strive toward a truly multi-ethnic society,” said the sinister Opposition leader yesterday. “If we are to move forward, we must be sure that those who would make their homes here are true to such great British virtues as guilt, self-hatred, sexual and emotional repression, and stifled, poisonous rage at the rest of the world.” »